Xenadrine saved my dog. He at some xenadrine rfa and started to trip out! My friend was like, “Quick! Give him some xenadrine rfa 1!” And then Jim was all, “Not the cytodyne xenadrine! The xenadrine ephedra!” And I was like, “WHAT? Save my dog!” So I looked it up on my iiiiiphone and found out that xenadrine nrg is the same thing that hookers use when they have too many sexings. So I gave him some of that and now he’s on the xenadrine diet. If I learned anything, it’s that you should buy xenadrine. And you should not buy xenadrine rfa. Or wait… Um…